2003 Vintage: The Menu
I’m “ordering” more bandwidth. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Vintage: The 8 Mile Crowd
“His palms are sweaty, knees weak, bulb is heavy.” Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2002 – The Heroic Glow archive. Historically Verified
2002 Legacy: The Camcorder “Night Vision”
Why did all the home movies look green? Because everyone was trying to film their own version of The Blair Witch or The Ring using… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Camcorder “Night Vision”
2002 Archive: The Zip
Why did the blonde try to zip up her computer case? She wanted to “zip” her files. Part of the 63 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2002 Archive: The Zip
2001 Classic: The Virus
I’m a hacker. I’m just “infectiously” funny. Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
2001 Vintage: The Nokia 3310
A guy drops his phone on the bar. The bar breaks in half. The guy says, “Good thing I didn’t drop my drink.” Part of… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Nokia 3310
2001 Classic: The Dino De Laurentiis Award
Why did he get the Thalberg Award? Because he produced everything from La Strada to Army of Darkness, proving that “Variety” is just another word… Read More »2001 Classic: The Dino De Laurentiis Award
2001 Archive: The Swordfish Hack
If you can’t hack a government server while a gun is at your head in under 60 seconds, are you even a hacker? Part of… Read More »2001 Archive: The Swordfish Hack
2001 Archive: The Bliss Wallpaper
Why did the accountant stare at the rolling green hills on his screen? He was trying to remember what “outside” looked like before the tax… Read More »2001 Archive: The Bliss Wallpaper
2001 Classic: The USB 2.0
Why did the IT guy celebrate? He finally had a port that was “High Speed,” even if he only used it for a mouse. Part… Read More »2001 Classic: The USB 2.0