2006 Vintage: The Eye Exam
“Can you read the small print?” “It says ‘Terms and Conditions Apply’.” Part of the 68 Doctor Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Wii-hab” Edition… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Eye Exam
2006 Legacy: The Office Promotion
Why did it win Best Comedy? For proving that a boss who thinks he’s a comedian is the most terrifying—and hilarious—thing on network television. Part… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Office Promotion
2006 Legacy: The World Trade Center Movie
Nicolas Cage and Oliver Stone. It was quiet, respectful, and very, very sad. Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2006 Social Shift archive. Historically… Read More »2006 Legacy: The World Trade Center Movie
2005 Vintage: The Bluetooth Mouse
Why was it lagging? Because in 2005, “Wireless” meant “Maybe it works, maybe it doesn’t.” Part of the 81 Office Groaners: The 2005 “Michael Scott… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Bluetooth Mouse
2005 Legacy: The World of Warcraft Absences
Why half the high school boys suddenly developed mysterious Monday-morning headaches right after the new online game servers expanded. Part of the 38 School &… Read More »2005 Legacy: The World of Warcraft Absences
2004 Legacy: The Best Costume Design
Why did the Hobbits win? Because making 2,000 pairs of dirty pants look “epic” is harder than it looks. Part of the 40 Oscars Jokes:… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Best Costume Design
2003 Archive: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Remake)
Why was the 2003 haunted house so sweaty? Because the remake convinced us that horror should involve a lot of industrial fans, rust, and Jessica… Read More »2003 Archive: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Remake)
2003 Archive: Arnold Schwarzenegger
Why did he stop being the Terminator? Because in 2003, he realized that governing California was the only job where you could say “I’ll be… Read More »2003 Archive: Arnold Schwarzenegger
2003 Archive: The Reality TV
A guy asks, “Who won American Idol tonight?” The bartender says, “The liquor store across the street, because everyone is drinking to forget that audition.”… Read More »2003 Archive: The Reality TV
2003 Vintage: The Menu
I’m “ordering” more bandwidth. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified