2001 Archive: The Swordfish Hack

If you can’t hack a government server while a gun is at your head in under 60 seconds, are you even a hacker?

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

Fire and Ash: We’re back on Pandora. Again. It’s still blue, but ...read more »

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My phone just told me I spent 12 hours looking at a screen today...read more »

I’m currently doing everything in a very cutesy, very modest way...read more »

Step into 2002 – the year when reality TV truly took over our bra...read more »

They’re so small I’ve already lost three pairs in my own ears.Pa...read more »

Jennifer Grey is back. 2025 is the year we finally put "Baby" ba...read more »

I just saw three people at a bus stop wearing headsets, waving a...read more »

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Welcome to 1998 – the year of the Furby craze, the launch of Goog...read more »

I just watched a two-hour blockbuster that was filmed entirely i...read more »

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Everyone is wearing glasses that record everything. I’ve started...read more »

@Lara_Croft_9607/23/2011 11:20Found a real treasure with this one.

@Charmed_Ones08/25/2004 04:52The power of three... laughs!

@Badger_Badger_M10/06/2005 17:42Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!

@Orkut_Member_9908/10/1998 11:39A fan from Brazil! Great humor!

@Club_Penguin_Kid04/19/2013 12:23Waddle on over and read this!

@Hat_Tip_Sir08/29/1998 02:43M’lady... this joke is superb.