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“This might hurt.” “The drill?” “No, the fact that your insurance ends at midnight.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »

"Take this pill and don't think about 'The Singularity' for 6 hou...read more »

In 1997, the medical world was bracing for the "Y2K bug," wonderi...read more »

"I'm eating 'Synthesized Protein'." "So... fake meat?" "No, it's ...read more »

My AI doctor called me and said, "You’re going to have a headache...read more »

In 2017, the medical world was divided between high-tech AI diagn...read more »

A painful lesson in following the doctor's orders."Doctor, will I...read more »

"Doctor, I keep forgetting my 'Life-Cloud' login." "That’s okay, ...read more »

"Is this pill 'Smart'?" "It’s smarter than the doctor who prescri...read more »

"The AI will perform the surgery." "Is it safe?" "It hasn't crash...read more »

In 2024, medical humor reached a state of "Spatial Absurdity." If...read more »

In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »

In 1995, medical humor revolved around the struggle of the "Famil...read more »

When the symptoms are staring you right in the face.The patient s...read more »

@Buffy_Fan9703/20/2009 13:55Slaying the competition with these jokes.

@Steve-O_Wild10/29/2007 18:16Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!

@Bill_Ted_Excell08/18/2012 02:42Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!

@Pedro_For_Pres08/06/2011 13:45Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.

@Deal_With_It_G03/30/2004 10:47Deal with it. This is gold.