Why did Grandpa keep shouting “Freedom!”? Because he won the 1996 Best Picture bet and felt like William Wallace in a Hawaiian shirt.
Part of the 37 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1996 “Welcome to Earth” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
By the gods, this is a funny one!
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
Peer-to-peer laughing!
The highest note of humor!
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!
You must construct additional laughs!
Found this on the deep end of the net.