“There’s an app for that!” “Is there an app that does the laundry and tells my mother-in-law to go home?” “Not yet.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreens & Total Meltdowns” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
Internet is like a box of chocolates...
My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
Problem? No, just laughs!