2001 Classic: The Virus

I’m a hacker. I’m just “infectiously” funny.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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@Legally_Blonde_Elle06/06/2011 05:38What, like it’s hard to be funny?

@Tyler_Durden_Real07/26/2002 20:51Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

@Donny_V_ShutUp11/09/2012 01:36Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!

@Hamster_Dance_X10/14/2013 11:00Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!

@Loituma_Girl04/01/2002 15:01Spinning my leek and laughing at this!