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2001 Classic: The USB 2.0

 Why did the IT guy celebrate? He finally had a port that was “High Speed,” even if he only used it for a mouse.

Part of the 79 Office Groaners: The 2001 “XP & iPod” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Scanner_Darkly01/11/1999 00:27I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
@CRT_Degauss08/19/2000 07:30BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
@Firewall_Wizard01/04/2007 05:10Letting this joke through the port.
@Agent_Smith_0108/19/2008 01:04It is inevitable... you will laugh.
@Offspring_Guy03/02/2004 19:14The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
@Animorphs_X06/23/2000 13:08I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
@Breakfast_Club_B01/01/1999 15:51Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
@Napoleon_Dyna06/23/2006 22:13Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
@Salt_Bae_Original02/17/2002 20:14Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
@Web_Counter_9908/31/1998 11:27I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!

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