Why did he get the Thalberg Award? Because he produced everything from La Strada to Army of Darkness, proving that “Variety” is just another word for “Having a great career.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The Kate McKinnon "Dinosaur" Bit
Why did she talk about Steven Spielberg? To remind him that she’s...read more »
40 Oscars Jokes: The 2004 “Return of the King, Charlize’s Face & The 11-for-11 Sweep” Edition
In 2004, the 76th Academy Awards were less of a competition and m...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Governor's Ball
Why was the food so "Atomic"? Because after Oppenheimer, even the...read more »
2024 Archive: Da’Vine Joy Randolph’s Speech
Why was it so moving? Because she proved that "Supporting" isn't ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Best Sound Editing
Why was The Zone of Interest so technical? Because silence is the...read more »
41 Oscars Jokes: The 2020 “Parasite, Joker’s Speech & Eminem’s Surprise” Edition
In 2020, the 92nd Academy Awards broke the "one-inch barrier" of ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Timothée Chalamet "Bob Dylan" Look
Why was he nominated? To prove that he can play a folk legend, a ...read more »
2024 Classic: The Best International Feature
Why did The Zone of Interest win? Because the Academy loves a mov...read more »
2025 Vintage: Conan’s Opening
Why was Conan O’Brien the perfect host? Because the Academy reali...read more »
42 Oscars Jokes: The 2011 “The King’s Speech, Franco’s Nap & The Social Network Snub” Edition
In 2011, the 83rd Academy Awards tried to attract a younger audie...read more »
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2024 Vintage: The Anya Taylor-Joy Look
Why did she look like a mermaid? To remind us that Furiosa is com...read more »
2024 Classic: Emma Stone’s Wardrobe Malfunction
Why did her dress break? Because it was so overwhelmed by her sec...read more »
2024 Classic: The Messi the Dog Appearance
Why was a Border Collie the VIP? Because even at the Oscars, a do...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Arnold Schwarzenegger & Danny DeVito Bit
Why were they there? To remind the "Batman" in the front row (Mic...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
By the gods, this is a funny one!
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!
Classic. Simply classic.