2003 Archive: The Maroon 5
“Harder to Breathe.” My wife: “That’s because you’re wearing jeans from high school. Give it up.” Part of the 69 Marriage Jokes: The 2003 “Finding… Read More »2003 Archive: The Maroon 5
2003 Vintage: The Hard Drive
Why did the blonde take her computer for a long walk? She wanted to give it a “hard drive.” Part of the 47 Classic Blonde… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Hard Drive
2003 Legacy: The Thermal Fax Registry
The church office receiving an urgent baptismal record via a slippery, curling fax machine, leaving the secretary scrambling to photocopy it before the purple thermal… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Thermal Fax Registry
2002 Archive: The Justin Timberlake Solo Move
He left the boy band, got a buzzcut, and started crying a river. It’s the boldest career move since someone decided to put a camera… Read More »2002 Archive: The Justin Timberlake Solo Move
2002 Vintage: The Bathroom Magazine Archive
Maintaining a precise stack of twenty-year-old miniature condensed digests, organized strictly by the faded color of the cardboard spines. Part of the 33 Senior &… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Bathroom Magazine Archive
2001 Archive: The Max Payne Player
One, but they do it in slow-motion while diving sideways. Part of the 59 Light Bulb Jokes: 2001 – A Space and Socket Odyssey archive.… Read More »2001 Archive: The Max Payne Player
2001 Classic: The Martini Twist
A guy orders a Chocolate Martini. The bartender says, “One alcoholic dessert, coming up.” Part of the 74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod… Read More »2001 Classic: The Martini Twist
2000 Classic: Worst Actress
Why Madonna? For proving that the greatest acting performance was pretending to be able to act in Evita. Part of the 40 Razzie Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2000 Classic: Worst Actress
2000 Archive: The Elastic Waistband Creed
Wearing high-waisted, stretch-band polyester trousers that require absolutely no iron work, paired with white walking sneakers that squeak loudly on every linoleum floor. Part of… Read More »2000 Archive: The Elastic Waistband Creed
1999 Archive: The Virgin Suicides
Why was it so dreamy? Because Sofia Coppola proved that in 1999, being a sad teenager in the 70s was the ultimate aesthetic. Part of… Read More »1999 Archive: The Virgin Suicides