2013 Vintage: Worst Director
Why the “13 People Who Directed Movie 43”? Because it takes 13 directors to ensure a movie has absolutely no redeeming qualities. Part of the… Read More »2013 Vintage: Worst Director
2012 Classic: The iPhone 5 Launch Hype
Why was everyone staring at their pockets? Because we were all waiting for a phone that was exactly 0.5 inches taller, believing it would change… Read More »2012 Classic: The iPhone 5 Launch Hype
2012 Archive: Worst Screen Ensemble
Why the entire cast of Twilight? Because after five movies, they all looked like they were just waiting for their checks to clear so they could… Read More »2012 Archive: Worst Screen Ensemble
2011 Archive: Game of Thrones (Debut)
Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing fur coats in October? Because “Winter is Coming,” and everyone was already terrified of attending a “Red Wedding” (even if… Read More »2011 Archive: Game of Thrones (Debut)
2011 Classic: Best Rap Performance by a Duo or Group
Why “On to the Next One”? Because Jay-Z and Swizz Beatz were already living in 2012. Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes: The 2011 “The… Read More »2011 Classic: Best Rap Performance by a Duo or Group
2010 Vintage: The Lemon
I hope my new gadget isn’t a “lemon.” Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Vintage: The MacBook Air (11-inch)
Why did the traveler lose his computer? Because it was so thin he accidentally used it as a bookmark in his physical copy of Freedom by Jonathan… Read More »2010 Vintage: The MacBook Air (11-inch)
2009 Vintage: The Java
Why did the blonde pour coffee on her mouse? She wanted to use “Java.” Part of the 43 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2009 Archive archive.… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Java
2009 Legacy: The Catalog Operator Telephone Shout
Screaming a sixteen-digit credit card expiration date into a cordless phone because Grandpa thinks the operator is standing on a different continent. Part of the… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Catalog Operator Telephone Shout
2008 Legacy: The Guitar Hero World Tour
Now he wants to be a drummer. My house sounds like a construction site for three hours every night. Part of the 59 Marriage Jokes:… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Guitar Hero World Tour