Why was everyone staring at their pockets? Because we were all waiting for a phone that was exactly 0.5 inches taller, believing it would change our lives forever.
Part of the 39 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2012 “Avengers & Apocalypse” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
I’m watching you... read this joke!
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.
Posting this to my own wall right now!