2022 Vintage: The Wooden
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? / Wooden shoe like to see my new iPhone 14 Pro? Part of… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Wooden
2022 Classic: The Abe Shinzo Assassination
Why was Japan so shocked? Because in a country with almost no gun crime, a homemade “pipe gun” proved that political violence can find a… Read More »2022 Classic: The Abe Shinzo Assassination
2021 Vintage: The Dune “Part One” Cliffhanger
Why was everything so beige? Because Denis Villeneuve spent $165 million to show us beautiful people staring at sand, only to end the movie just… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Dune “Part One” Cliffhanger
2021 Classic: The Euro 2020 (in 2021) Final
Why was the “Football’s Coming Home” song so short? Because it got to the airport, realized it forgot its passport, and went back to Rome… Read More »2021 Classic: The Euro 2020 (in 2021) Final
2021 Legacy: The “Virtual” NATO Summit
Why were the world leaders so happy? Because they could finally discuss “Global Security” without having to worry about whose turn it was to pay… Read More »2021 Legacy: The “Virtual” NATO Summit
2020 Archive: Glenn Close’s Dilemma
Why was she nominated for both an Oscar and a Razzie for Hillbilly Elegy? Because she proved that even a legendary actress can’t survive a wig… Read More »2020 Archive: Glenn Close’s Dilemma
2020 Classic: The No-Host (Again) with Kimmel
Why did he host to an empty room? To prove that a comedian with no audience feedback feels exactly like the rest of us talking… Read More »2020 Classic: The No-Host (Again) with Kimmel
2018 Vintage: The “In My Feelings” Challenger
One, but they have to jump out of a moving car and dance to Drake while holding the bulb. “Kiki, do you love me? Are… Read More »2018 Vintage: The “In My Feelings” Challenger
2017 Vintage: The Best Visual Effects
Why did The Jungle Book win? Because they made a CGI tiger that looked more real than the people in the front row. Part of… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Best Visual Effects
2017 Legacy: The “Pennywise Dancing” Meme
Why was he grooving? Because the internet realized that if you put any pop song over a terrifying clown, it becomes a hilarious music video.… Read More »2017 Legacy: The “Pennywise Dancing” Meme