Why was everything so beige? Because Denis Villeneuve spent $165 million to show us beautiful people staring at sand, only to end the movie just as the actual story was about to start, leaving us all waiting for “Part Two” like a thirsty traveler in the desert.
Part of the 37 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2021 “Spider-Verse, Sandworms & Family Chains” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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