Why did people cry in theaters? Half were moved by the romance, and the other half were just weeping because they realized the movie was four hours long.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
I see you... laughing!
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
Jokes are more than meets the eye!
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
Classic. Simply classic.