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1996 Vintage: The English Patient Patience

Why did people cry in theaters? Half were moved by the romance, and the other half were just weeping because they realized the movie was four hours long.

Part of the 38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1996 “Show Me The Money, Aliens & Accents” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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