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2022 Classic: The Abe Shinzo Assassination

Why was Japan so shocked? Because in a country with almost no gun crime, a homemade “pipe gun” proved that political violence can find a way even in the safest places.

Part of the 36 Politicians Jokes: The 2022 “Gas, Grief & Gavel” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Legacy: The UK General Election
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37 Politicians Jokes: The 2014 “Annexations & Ice Buckets” Edition
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39 Politicians Jokes: The 2011 “Springs, Stings & Royal Rings” Edition
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36 Politicians Jokes: The 2017 “Inaugurations & Covfefe” Edition
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32 Politicians Jokes: The 2002 “Axis of Evil & Euro Bills” Edition
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2023 Classic: The "Thirsties" Awards
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35 Politicians Jokes: The 2023 “AI, Pink & Coronation” Edition
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2025 Classic: The Final 2025 Political Vibe
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WebSurfer_X02/03/1996 23:53Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
@Lara_Croft_9607/09/1997 11:41Found a real treasure with this one.
@Men_In_Black_J07/01/2006 03:21Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
@Beavis_Butthead05/20/1996 18:38Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
@Inkjet_Printers07/21/2011 16:26Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
@Oracle_Says02/14/2013 08:14I knew you’d laugh at this.
@Nu_Metal_Kid06/02/2000 14:49I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
@Hi5_Pro_User10/03/2003 08:25High five for this joke!
@Deal_With_It_G02/03/1998 08:56Deal with it. This is gold.
@Last_Commenter10/21/1998 11:03Saving the best laugh for last!

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