2017 Legacy: Blade Runner 2049
Why was the ghost so lonely and holographic? Because Denis Villeneuve made the future look beautiful, orange, and very, very quiet. Part of the 33… Read More »2017 Legacy: Blade Runner 2049
2017 Legacy: The “Pennywise Dancing” Meme
Why was he grooving? Because the internet realized that if you put any pop song over a terrifying clown, it becomes a hilarious music video.… Read More »2017 Legacy: The “Pennywise Dancing” Meme
2016 Vintage: The Ryan Lochte “Lochtegate”
Why were the Brazilian police confused? Because he made up a story about a robbery to cover up a gas station incident, becoming the most… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Ryan Lochte “Lochtegate”
2016 Archive: Worst Actor
Why Dinesh D’Souza? For playing “himself” with the kind of dramatic intensity usually reserved for Shakespearean tragedies about taxes. Part of the 38 Razzie Awards… Read More »2016 Archive: Worst Actor
2015 Classic: The Viola Davis History
Why was her speech the highlight? For reminding everyone that the only thing separating women of color from anyone else is opportunity—and for quoting Harriet… Read More »2015 Classic: The Viola Davis History
2015 Classic: The Sisters Party
Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. 2015 is the year we realized that being an adult is just pretending to know what you’re doing. Part of… Read More »2015 Classic: The Sisters Party
2015 Archive: The Tomato
I’m “ketching” up with my distant friends. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2015 Archive: The Digital Camera Huddle
The short-term mission team returning with a single digital camera, forcing forty parishioners to crowd around a tiny LCD screen on the back to see… Read More »2015 Archive: The Digital Camera Huddle
2014 Classic: The Bank Vault
Why did the dad bring a pillow to the bank? He wanted to “rest” his account. Part of the 46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014… Read More »2014 Classic: The Bank Vault
2013 Classic: The Nut
I’m “cracking” the viral code. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified