“I look sharp.” “You look like a door-to-door insurance salesman from the 60s who’s about to have a nervous breakdown.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreens & Total Meltdowns” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Morning Mirror
A reflection of the night before and the day ahead.I looked in th...read more »
The Wine Tasting
Learning to appreciate the finer things... and the buzz.I went to...read more »
2025 Classic: The Snow White Controversy
"Mirror, mirror on the wall..." "Don't ask the mirror anything, ...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Doctor
"The AI says I have 'Techno-Stress'." "Is there a cure?" "Yes, i...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 1998 “Beret, Cigar & Blue Dress” Edition
In 1998, adult humor was purely political and deeply personal. It...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Apple Car Rumors (Again)
"It's coming this time!" "Unless it can drive itself to my mothe...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Superman Cape
"I'm flying!" "You're standing on the kitchen counter trying to ...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2012 “Pre-Apocalypse & Invisible Horse” Edition
In 2012, we were living on borrowed time (thanks to the Mayans). ...read more »
2025 Archive: The 2025 Fitness
"I'm doing 'Virtual Reality Boxing'!" "Did you win?" "No, I punc...read more »
53 Adult Jokes: The 2019 “I Love You 3000 & Area 51” Edition
In 2019, adult humor was about closing chapters and starting new ...read more »
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50 Adult Jokes: The 2025 “Leonida Dreams & Legacy” Edition
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The Kitchen Fantasy
Living the dream, one appliance at a time.My wife said she wanted...read more »
2025 Archive: The Joker & Harley Part 2
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Q: What do you call bees...
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
This joke is an Epic Win!