2015 Archive: The Tomato

I’m “ketching” up with my distant friends.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I tried to reload my personality in 2025, but I was already "up-...read more »

My house locked me out because I didn't say "please" to the ther...read more »

The new millennium finally found its groove in 2001. We watched a...read more »

This pun is "shucking" high-definition.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "infecting" the metaverse with 2025 humor.Part of the 124 Cl...read more »

I’m "peeling" back the layers of space-time.Part of the 124 Clas...read more »

I’m "cloud-thinking."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: T...read more »

I’m "rising" with the smart-dough.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "drawn" to the high-bandwidth lifestyle.Part of the 124 Clas...read more »

Welcome to 1998 – the year Google was founded in a garage, the iM...read more »

2024 is the year we stopped asking "Is it real?" and started aski...read more »

I’m "on fire."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

In 2020, the world didn't just change—it went into "Sleep Mode." ...read more »

I’m "clicking" with the 6G network.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

@Fight_Club_Tyler11/20/2008 11:02The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!

@Avatar_Na_vi10/30/2012 15:59I see you... laughing!

@Ghostbusters_V12/25/2009 18:18Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!

@Party_On_Garth05/30/1997 02:03I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!

@Keyboard_Cat_P08/09/1995 01:43Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).

@One_Does_Not_S06/17/2004 01:00One does not simply read one joke.