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2016 Vintage: The Ryan Lochte “Lochtegate”

Why were the Brazilian police confused? Because he made up a story about a robbery to cover up a gas station incident, becoming the most embarrassing “Bro” in Olympic history.

Part of the 51 Sports Jokes: The 2016 “Year of the Underdog & 3-1 Comebacks” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SpaceJam_Fan11/13/2015 00:53Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
@Tamagotchi_Dad01/21/1997 08:20Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
@Discman_Skipper04/21/2001 17:43Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
@Lock_Stock_Two01/21/1999 15:44It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
@Arthur_Fist_Fan03/02/2010 12:26My fist is clenched... with joy!
@LiveJournal_Deep09/24/2001 16:51Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat05/13/1996 07:15Heh heh heh. Good one.
@Last_Commenter12/21/2013 16:23Saving the best laugh for last!

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