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2013 Classic: The Nut

 I’m “cracking” the viral code.

Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Internet_Explorer_309/27/2012 22:07Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
@Buffy_Fan9703/31/2010 23:12Slaying the competition with these jokes.
@Unix_Wizard09/16/2010 08:39sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
@Nu_Metal_Kid04/20/2000 01:45I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
@Fat_Bastard_Get10/07/1999 14:16Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
@Uncle_Rico_9806/01/2011 01:11I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
@Friday_Rebecca06/02/2006 10:50Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
@Top_List_Winner01/29/2009 05:23Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
@PopUp_Blocker_X06/18/1997 20:51I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.

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