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2013 Vintage: Worst Director

 Why the “13 People Who Directed Movie 43”? Because it takes 13 directors to ensure a movie has absolutely no redeeming qualities.

Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2013 “Movie 43, After Earth & Lone Ranger” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

39 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2002 “Swept Away, Pinocchio & Jedi Blues” Edition
In 2002, the 23rd Razzie Awards witnessed a rare cinematic alignm...read more »
2024 Classic: The Harold and the Purple Crayon Burn
 Why Zachary Levi? For a movie that tried to draw a profit and on...read more »
2024 Legacy: Worst Actor
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2025 Vintage: Worst Actress
 Why Rachel Zegler? For proving that you can be "the fairest of t...read more »
2024 Archive: The Madame Web Pepsi
 Why the product placement? Because the Pepsi logo had more chara...read more »
2025 Legacy: Worst Picture
 Why Snow White? Because it's the only movie that makes you wish ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Karate Kid’s Age
 Why was the reboot hit? For proving that "wax on, wax off" works...read more »
2024 Archive: Worst Actress Runner-up
 Why Cate Blanchett for Borderlands? For proving that even a Quee...read more »
2025 Archive: Worst Remake or Sequel
 Why Snow White? Because some mirrors should never be looked into...read more »
38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2016 “Batman v Superman & Political Punchlines” Edition
In 2016, the 37th Razzie Awards faced a clash of titans—both in t...read more »

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 Why Joaquin Phoenix? For going from an Oscar win for the first J...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Borderlands Casting
 Why was it hit? For hiring Kevin Hart and Cate Blanchett to stan...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Mickey 17" Delay
 Why? For a movie that was so "delayed" it became a myth before i...read more »
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 Why did he win? For returning to the MCU as Doctor Doom, proving...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Saved_By_The_Bell02/04/1997 02:36I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
@Scanner_Darkly09/30/2000 18:22I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
@Nice_Guy_Eddie10/04/2004 05:14Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
@Top_Gun_Maverick05/23/2011 16:57I feel the need... the need for comedy!
@One_Does_Not_S06/20/2006 18:57One does not simply read one joke.
@Spawn_Camper_J10/21/1997 21:34I’m staying right here until I read every joke.

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