Why was the “Football’s Coming Home” song so short? Because it got to the airport, realized it forgot its passport, and went back to Rome after Italy won on penalties at Wembley.
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🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Marathon Struggle
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2025 Classic: The Caleb Williams "Sophomore" Leap
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The Cricket Length
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than 16-bit graphics!
It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
I’ll be back... to read this again.
But you have heard of this joke!
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
One billion... laughs!
Back when the internet was simple and funny.
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!
A wild laugh appeared!