2010 Vintage: The Lemon

I hope my new gadget isn’t a “lemon.”

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

The decade ended with a blue tint and a lot of drama. While James...read more »

I’m the "top" of the evolution.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

I’m "fleeing" from the group-think.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m wearing a suit made of digital ink. I’m just "changing" my l...read more »

2012 was the year we all survived the "Mayan Apocalypse" only to ...read more »

I’m "weaving" a digital soul.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

I’ve "been" here since the first prompt.Part of the 124 Classic ...read more »

I’m "cracking" the ultimate code.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

I’m "changing" my mental frequency.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "slowly" updating.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: ...read more »

In 2014, the internet was one big viral challenge. While celebrit...read more »

I’m "brewing" some high-octane content.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "positive" my neural link needs an update.Part of the 124 Cl...read more »

My house locked me out because I didn't say "please" to the ther...read more »

@South_Park_Cartman12/05/2005 01:10Respect my authoritah! This is funny.

@CRT_Brightness03/05/2014 21:33I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!

@RoboCop_9011/28/2005 15:23Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.

@Fifth_Element_Lelu09/08/2000 13:27Multipass! For the comedy club!

@Fargo_Marge04/02/1999 18:46Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.

@Sixteen_Candles02/27/2006 04:58I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!

@Orkut_Member_9902/23/2013 12:16A fan from Brazil! Great humor!

@Cloud_Computing01/21/2007 15:39Storing my laughs in the cloud.