2009 Legacy: The Catalog Operator Telephone Shout

Screaming a sixteen-digit credit card expiration date into a cordless phone because Grandpa thinks the operator is standing on a different continent.

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@Married_With_Kids10/16/2012 09:55Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!

@Iron_Man_Tony03/31/2005 04:28I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.

@Tech_Support_Guy08/20/2003 10:46Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?

@Malware_Hunter01/25/2013 04:58Scanning... Laughs detected!

@Memento_Guy12/30/2009 22:50Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!