1999 Vintage: The Broken Pencil
Why did the dad throw away the pencil? Because it was pointless. Part of the 58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition archive. Historically… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Broken Pencil
1998 Classic: The Bone
“I broke my leg.” “Did you try turning it off and on again?” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 1998 “Blue Pills & Blue… Read More »1998 Classic: The Bone
1997 Vintage: The Tamagotchi Client
Why did the lawyer buy a Tamagotchi? It was the only client he could keep alive without needing a massive retainer fee. Part of the… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Tamagotchi Client
1997 Legacy: The Best Song Performance
Why did Celine Dion perform? Because the Academy realized that no ceremony is complete without a song that stays stuck in your head for the… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Best Song Performance
1997 Classic: The Verve “Urban Hymns” Symphony
Why the long walk? Because Richard Ashcroft proved that you can walk through a crowded street without moving for anyone, as long as you have… Read More »1997 Classic: The Verve “Urban Hymns” Symphony
1997 Classic: The Little Pig
What do you call a pig that’s a detective? “Sherlock Ohms.” Part of the 54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic” Edition archive. Historically Verified
1996 Legacy: The Budget Surplus Prophecy
Why were economists in shock in ’96? Because for the first time in decades, “Deficit” wasn’t the most popular word in D.C.—it was “Macarena.” Part… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Budget Surplus Prophecy
1996 Vintage: The English Patient Patience
Why did people cry in theaters? Half were moved by the romance, and the other half were just weeping because they realized the movie was… Read More »1996 Vintage: The English Patient Patience
1995 Legacy: Yitzhak Rabin & Shimon Peres
Why was 1995 a year of tragic hope? Because world leaders proved you could shake hands on the White House lawn, but the hardest part… Read More »1995 Legacy: Yitzhak Rabin & Shimon Peres
1995 Archive: The Solitaire Pro
My boss thinks I’m a hard worker, but I’ve actually just reached Level 99 in Windows Solitaire. Part of the 60 Classic Office Jokes: The… Read More »1995 Archive: The Solitaire Pro