What do you call a pig that’s a detective? “Sherlock Ohms.”
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Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
Laughing in slow motion right now!
Scanning... Laughs detected!
I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
My fist is clenched... with joy!