2016 Classic: The Driveway Radar Patrol
Standing on the edge of the manicured front lawn at 4:00 PM sharp, holding a clipboard to track the license plates of any delivery truck… Read More »2016 Classic: The Driveway Radar Patrol
2016 Vintage: The Poké-Stop Clinic
My doctor’s office is officially a “Poké-Stop.” Now the waiting room is full of people who aren’t even sick; they’re just trying to restock on… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Poké-Stop Clinic
2015 Archive: The “Information Operations” Memes
Why did the State Department start making memes? To prove that the “Government” can make anything—even a joke—look like a 400-page report. Part of the… Read More »2015 Archive: The “Information Operations” Memes
2015 Vintage: The Beck vs. Beyoncé Shock
Why did Morning Phase win Album of the Year? Because the Academy decided that “mellow acoustic vibes” were more important than “Queen Bey’s self-titled revolution,”… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Beck vs. Beyoncé Shock
2015 Archive: The Hunger Games Mockingjay Part 2 Hype
The girls in the back row spent all of silent study hour trying to master the perfect tactical side-braid to look like Katniss Everdeen before… Read More »2015 Archive: The Hunger Games Mockingjay Part 2 Hype
2014 Legacy: The Grocery Scanner Audit
Standing exactly half an inch away from the automated checkout screen to ensure the computer register correctly applied a ten-cent coupon for high-fiber bran flakes.… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Grocery Scanner Audit
2014 Classic: The Secret Service “Intruder” Incident
Why did a man jump the White House fence and get into the building? To prove that in 2014, “Security” was just a suggestion—kind of… Read More »2014 Classic: The Secret Service “Intruder” Incident
2013 Vintage: The Edward Snowden Leaks
Why did everyone buy tape for their webcams? Because a guy with a laptop in Hong Kong proved that the “NSA” was basically the world’s… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Edward Snowden Leaks
2013 Classic: The Little Star
Why did the moon go to the party? It was “beaming” with pride. Part of the 59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen” Edition archive.… Read More »2013 Classic: The Little Star
2013 Legacy: The Corn
This pun is “shucking” high-definition. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified