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2014 Legacy: The Grocery Scanner Audit

Standing exactly half an inch away from the automated checkout screen to ensure the computer register correctly applied a ten-cent coupon for high-fiber bran flakes.

Part of the 36 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge, Flappy Bird Frustration & Tablet Takeover” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Diablo_Cow_Level03/24/2000 19:18There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
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