Why did a man jump the White House fence and get into the building? To prove that in 2014, “Security” was just a suggestion—kind of like the “Terms and Conditions” on an app.
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🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The "Lame Duck" Marathon
Why was Biden so busy in December? Because when you have 30 days ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Hulk Hogan" RNC Appearance
Why did he rip his shirt off? To prove that the GOP platform in 2...read more »
38 Presidential Jokes: The 2022 “Red Ripples & Blue Checks” Edition
In 2022, the American Presidency was about "Staying the Course" w...read more »
2024 Archive: The "White Dudes for Harris" Call
Why was it a thing? To prove that in 2024, even "Dudes" can find ...read more »
38 Presidential Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Binders Full of Women” Edition
In 2012, the American Presidency was a high-stakes digital battle...read more »
36 Presidential Jokes: The 2018 “Singapore Summits & Trade Wars” Edition
In 2018, the American Presidency felt like a high-stakes poker ga...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Weird" Label
Why was the word "Weird" the biggest 2024 weapon? Because in a wo...read more »
34 Presidential Jokes: The 1995 “Saxophone & Solitaire” Edition
In 1995, the American Presidency was a mix of Southern charm, a b...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Brat Summer" Meme
Why was Kamala "Brat"? Because the Democrats spent three months t...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Infrastructure Year"
Why is it actually happening? Because Elon Musk promised that if ...read more »
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2025 Archive: The "Fake News" Part 5
Why are the briefings so short? Because the Press Secretary reali...read more »
38 Presidential Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Modem” Edition
In 1996, the American Presidency went digital. It was a year of "...read more »
37 Presidential Jokes: The 1999 “Impeachment Trials & Y2K Panic” Edition
In 1999, the Clinton Presidency was about survival and legacy. It...read more »
2024 Classic: The "I’m Speaking" Moment
Why did Kamala use that line? To remind us that in 2021, she was ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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A F5 of a joke! Intense!
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
They do move in herds... funny jokes!
F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!