2013 Legacy: The Corn
This pun is “shucking” high-definition. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2013 Legacy: The 1D “Best Song Ever”
Why were the girls screaming in the duty-free? Because One Direction told them it was the best day ever, even if they were stuck in… Read More »2013 Legacy: The 1D “Best Song Ever”
2012 Legacy: The Blood Pressure
It hit 190 when the doctor said his ‘Paperless’ system just deleted my 2011 records. Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Blood Pressure
2012 Vintage: The Wreck-It Ralph
A guy accidentally breaks the bar top. He says, “I’m gonna wreck it!” The bartender says, “I’m gonna charge you for it!” Part of the… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Wreck-It Ralph
2012 Archive: The Desktop
I’m “surface” deep in the end-of-the-world hype. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Classic: The “New Year’s Eve” Kiss
Why the cast? For proving that you can’t buy a good movie, even if you hire everyone in Hollywood. Part of the 41 Razzie Awards… Read More »2011 Classic: The “New Year’s Eve” Kiss
2011 Vintage: The “Winning” Era of Charlie Sheen
Why did the White House stay away from “Tiger Blood”? Because they realized that “Winning” in D.C. usually involves a lot more paperwork and a… Read More »2011 Vintage: The “Winning” Era of Charlie Sheen
2010 Vintage: The Tame Impala “Innerspeaker” Debut
Why the psych-rock? For the moment Kevin Parker showed up to tell us that the 60s were back, but with better drum compression. Part of… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Tame Impala “Innerspeaker” Debut
2010 Classic: The Office 2010 “Backstage”
Why was the secretary confused? She clicked “File” and the whole screen turned blue, making her think the computer died. Part of the 83 Office… Read More »2010 Classic: The Office 2010 “Backstage”
2010 Legacy: The Nut
I’m “cracking” the app store. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified