2012 Archive: The Desktop

I’m “surface” deep in the end-of-the-world hype.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "brewing" some high-octane content.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "sharing" my consciousness.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

2012 was the year we all survived the "Mayan Apocalypse" only to ...read more »

I’m "swinging" by the server.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

I’m the "top" of the evolution.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

I can’t "bear" to wait for 2026.Part of the 124 Classic Punny On...read more »

The new millennium finally found its groove in 2001. We watched a...read more »

I’m "cracking" the 2025 code.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

In 2011, we started talking to our phones and they actually start...read more »

I’m "turning" over a new digital leaf.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

My AI is so smart it started finish-ing my... sandwiches. I gues...read more »

I’m "keeping" my human core.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Li...read more »

I sent a postcard from the Red Planet. It was a "space"-y messag...read more »

I’m "flexible."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

@Seinfeld_George12/04/2003 14:47What is the deal with these funny jokes?

@Hercules_Xena04/15/2015 20:02By the gods, this is a funny one!

@Doge_Much_Funny01/28/2008 21:02Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.

@This_Is_Fine_Dog02/23/2013 07:40Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.

@Midi_Background09/29/2003 17:46Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!

@Banner_Exchange06/23/1995 09:24Click my banner for more laughs!

@Ask_Jeeves_Butler04/07/2006 03:36May I suggest another joke, sir?

@Boxxy_Queen02/01/2004 20:53I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!

@Cloud_Computing08/12/2010 22:59Storing my laughs in the cloud.