2005 Legacy: The Crackberry
My husband is constantly typing on his Blackberry trackball. I told him if he “scrolls” past me one more time at dinner, I’m going to… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Crackberry
2005 Archive: Outstanding Comedy
Why Everybody Loves Raymond? For one last reminder that we all actually hate our brothers but love our trophies. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards… Read More »2005 Archive: Outstanding Comedy
2004 Legacy: iPod Mini
Why did everyone want a colorful piece of aluminum? Because Apple convinced us that 4GB of music in “Neon Pink” was the only way to… Read More »2004 Legacy: iPod Mini
2004 Archive: Maroon 5 – “Songs About Jane”
Why was the radio so smooth? Because Adam Levine was “harder to breathe” in every shopping mall from November to January. Part of the 36… Read More »2004 Archive: Maroon 5 – “Songs About Jane”
2004 Archive: The Killers Fan
“Coming out of my cage and I’ve been doing just fine… until the bulb blew.” Part of the 72 Light Bulb Jokes: 2004 – The… Read More »2004 Archive: The Killers Fan
2004 Archive: The Duck
I’m “quacking” up at the memes. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Classic: The Thermostat
She says 72 degrees is “the temperature of a dying empire.” Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes” Edition archive.… Read More »2003 Classic: The Thermostat
2002 Vintage: The Sidney Poitier Tribute
Why did everyone stand up for so long? Because when the man who paved the way gets an Honorary Oscar on the same night Denzel… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Sidney Poitier Tribute
2002 Legacy: The 2002 Winter Olympics “Ice” Queen
Why was Sarah Hughes in shock? Because she came from 4th place to win gold while the favorites were busy tripping over the pressure. Part… Read More »2002 Legacy: The 2002 Winter Olympics “Ice” Queen
2000 Classic: The Simpsons Animation Streak
Why again? Because in 2000, Bart Simpson was still 10 years old, and the show was still the smartest thing on Fox. Part of the… Read More »2000 Classic: The Simpsons Animation Streak