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2004 Archive: Maroon 5 – “Songs About Jane”

 Why was the radio so smooth? Because Adam Levine was “harder to breathe” in every shopping mall from November to January.

Part of the 36 Christmas Jokes: The 2004 “Mean Girls & Motorola Razrs” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Archive: The "Ego-Free" New Year
 Why is everyone so humble? Because 2025 was the year of "Radical...read more »
41 Christmas Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1997, Christmas was a high-stakes survival game. You were eith...read more »
2024 Joke: Santa’s Sleigh Broke Down
Santa’s sleigh broke down on Christmas Eve. He called AAA and ...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Rawdogging" Trend
 Why was the son sitting staring at the back of a chair for 10 ho...read more »
2025 Legacy: Deepfake Santas
 Why are the kids so skeptical? Because after seeing ten differen...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Smart" Mistletoe
 Why is the doorway beeping? Because the mistletoe has "Consent S...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Retrotech" Boom
 Why did the kids ask for a "Paper Book"? Because in 2025, holdin...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Man vs. Bear" Debate
 Why was the hiking trip canceled? Because the internet spent a m...read more »
2025 Vintage: Fantastic Four
 Why is there a "flaming" guy in the backyard? Because the MCU fi...read more »
2025 Legacy: Beyond the Spider-Verse
 Why are there three versions of the same gift? Because the trilo...read more »

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2025 Archive: The "Clean Energy" Lights
 Why are the Christmas lights so dim? Because they’re powered by ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Kendrick vs. Drake Beef
 Why was the playlist so "Not Like Us"? Because the biggest rap w...read more »
2024 Legacy: Civil War (The Movie)
 Why was the family argument so intense? Because Alex Garland mad...read more »
32 Christmas Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & The Hangover” Edition
In 2009, Christmas was a 3D spectacle. We were all wearing plasti...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pager_Guy05/25/1997 04:04Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
@Retro_Gamer_Girl08/27/1997 17:22Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
@QuickTime_Viewer01/30/1997 16:55Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
@Napoleon_Dyna09/30/2001 14:57Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
@Infoseek_Explorer08/11/1995 06:27Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
@Second_Life_Avy01/17/1998 02:17In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
@Not_Bad_Obama12/23/2007 03:18Not bad. Not bad at all.
@Jackie_Chan_Wut06/29/1995 12:17My mind is blown by how funny this is.

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