She says 72 degrees is “the temperature of a dying empire.”
Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025
58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes” Edition
In 2003, everyone was learning to "just keep swimming" while tryi...read more »
The Parrot's Choice
Even pets have to take sides in the family battle.I bought a parr...read more »
Lawyer to his client: “Your mother-in-law...
Lawyer to his client: “Your mother-in-law passed away in her slee...read more »
55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1995 "Classic Gripe" Edition
In 1995, before the internet gave us a million new things to comp...read more »
The Alarm Clock
Waking up is hard to do, but family makes it faster.I don’t need ...read more »
Getting my mother-in-law to accept a...
Getting my mother-in-law to accept a free foreign holiday was eas...read more »
"My mother in law suffers from...
"My mother in law suffers from acute diabetes and hay fever... I ...read more »
Do you know, my mother-in-law has...
Do you know, my mother-in-law has vanished, just disappeared from...read more »
Definition of mixed emotions. Seeing your...
Definition of mixed emotions. Seeing your mother-in-law drive ove...read more »
1999 Joke: I Just Got Back
I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to ...read more »
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The Recipe Critic
My mother-in-law loves to give me her “famous” recipes. Last week...read more »
59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Guitar Hero” Edition
In 2005, the phrase "Broadcast Yourself" became a reality, and we...read more »
You know, I don’t know what...
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62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2024 “Election & AI Video” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
Letting this joke through the port.
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!