2024 Vintage: The TikTok “Apple” Dance
Why is it so hard? In 2024, every Charli XCX song needed its own choreography that everyone—from your neighbor to Hollywood stars—tried to copy. Part… Read More »2024 Vintage: The TikTok “Apple” Dance
2023 Archive: The Phone
She’s the only person who can make “Battery Full” sound like a disappointment. Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2023 “ChatGPT & Barbie” Edition… Read More »2023 Archive: The Phone
2022 Archive: The Butter
I’m “spreading” the AI-generated memes. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
2022 Classic: The Yellow Pages Magnifying Quest
Utilizing a heavy plastic magnifying glass to find a single carpet cleaner’s phone number hidden in the microscopic text of the giant commercial print directory.… Read More »2022 Classic: The Yellow Pages Magnifying Quest
2021 Classic: The Jury Selection
Why did the lawyer reject the “Crypto Bro”? He didn’t want anyone on the jury who thought “HODL” was a valid legal defense. Part of… Read More »2021 Classic: The Jury Selection
2021 Legacy: The “Free Britney” Talk
Why was the receptionist cheering? Because 2021 was the year of “Liberation,” and she’s hoping her “Cubicle Conservatorship” ends next. Part of the 75 Office… Read More »2021 Legacy: The “Free Britney” Talk
2021 Legacy: The iPad Mini 6
Why did the boss have a tiny tablet? “It’s for my portable workflows!” (He just used it to read the menu at lunch). Part of… Read More »2021 Legacy: The iPad Mini 6
2019 Legacy: The Paper Origami Fortune Teller
Still using a folded paper game during afternoon recess to predict if you would marry a pop star or live in a mansion in the… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Paper Origami Fortune Teller
2018 Vintage: The “Fortnite” Floss
Why were politicians trying to “Floss”? To prove that they can do a dance move that makes them look like they’re having a neurological event,… Read More »2018 Vintage: The “Fortnite” Floss
2017 Archive: The “Strategic” Silence on Yemen
Why so quiet? Because “Complicated” is the only word in the 2017 dictionary for that specific conflict. Part of the 34 Military Jokes: The 2017… Read More »2017 Archive: The “Strategic” Silence on Yemen