Why so quiet? Because “Complicated” is the only word in the 2017 dictionary for that specific conflict.
Part of the 34 Military Jokes: The 2017 “Mother of All Bombs & Fire and Fury” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The F-16 Arrival
Why did the F-16 take 2 years to get to Ukraine? Because the "Unb...read more »
38 Military Jokes: The 2011 “Stealth Hawks & Arab Springs” Edition
In 2011, the military realized that "History" doesn't just happen...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Winning" Narrative
Why did it change to "Strategic Endurance"? Because "Winning" is ...read more »
2023 Legacy: The "Combat Camera" FPV View
Why the "Static" at the end of the video? To prove that the drone...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Contractor" in Rzeszów
Why the expansion? Because "Logistics" is now the world’s most ex...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Ghost Fleet" Expansion
Why did the Navy build ships with no kitchens? Because in 2025, i...read more »
2023 Legacy: The "Cyber" Awareness 2023
Why did the Sergeant fail the security test? Because he tried to ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Hearts and Minds" 2024
Why the "Signal-Aid"? Because providing a "Secure VPN" is the new...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Cyber" Awareness 2025
Why the 24/7 training? Because in 2025, your "Smart Watch" is a p...read more »
2025 Legacy: The MRE "Synthesized Steak"
Why did it taste like plastic? Because in 2025, even the food is ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The "Tactical" Fitness (Smart Rings)
Why? Because in 2024, you aren't "Combat Ready" unless your finge...read more »
2024 Legacy: The MRE "Pizza" (2024 Patch)
Why is it still the baseline? Because in a world of AI and hypers...read more »
2025 Classic: The Autonomous Swarm Debut
Why was 2025 the year of the "Mosquito"? Because the military rea...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Bio-Metric" 4.0
Why did the scanner reject the Lieutenant? Because the AI determi...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
Bloody brilliant, mate!
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
Actually, it IS a cool story!