2021 Classic: The Jury Selection

Why did the lawyer reject the “Crypto Bro”? He didn’t want anyone on the jury who thought “HODL” was a valid legal defense.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2011, the legal world realized that everything you say can and...read more »

In 2010, the legal world went "Retina Display." Lawyers stopped c...read more »

In 2022, "Artificial Intelligence" became "Legal Assistance." It ...read more »

In 2002, "accountability" became the new buzzword, which ironical...read more »

In 2014, the legal world realized that "privacy" was officially a...read more »

A lawyer used a "Holographic Bluff." He made it look like he was...read more »

A lawyer failed the Turing Test in court. The judge didn't care ...read more »

"Can you make my billing software compatible with my conscience?...read more »

The loudest sound in the room and what it actually means.Why did ...read more »

A masterclass in asking the right questions at the wrong time."Is...read more »

Twelve people picked to decide who has the better suit.A jury con...read more »

He called it a "Quantum Retainer"—the money exists and doesn't e...read more »

Why was the firm's AI decommissioned? It refused to overcharge a...read more »

Fighting the law and sometimes, remarkably, winning.I told my law...read more »

@Zip_Drive_Owner02/15/2011 22:56Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!

@Lycos_Dog03/30/2003 16:12Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!

@MIRC_Ghost06/01/2013 11:38Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!

@Burning_CDs03/15/2008 17:52I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!

@Beverly_Hills_9021011/24/2006 05:26The coolest joke in the zip code.

@Memento_Guy12/11/2006 07:27Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!

@Lulz_Sec_Ghost08/09/2013 22:12Laughing at the security of my own ribs!