Standing on the edge of the manicured front lawn at 4:00 PM sharp, holding a clipboard to track the license plates of any delivery truck moving faster than ten miles per hour.
Part of the 35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO Panic, Wireless Earbud Woes & Smart Grid Strife” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
A F5 of a joke! Intense!
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).