1998 Classic: The Payphone Line

Why was the traveler waiting? Because there were 50 people in line for the one payphone that actually accepted credit cards.

🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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Why was the traveler's bill so high? Because he used "Interplane...read more »

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Following a flag on a stick through a crowded city.I joined a wal...read more »

@Zelda_Link02/26/1996 05:32It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.

@SimCity_Mayor02/29/2004 19:55Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!

@Patrick_Bateman_Fan09/24/2007 15:43Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?

@BackToFuture_M08/28/2007 22:42Great Scott! This joke is from the future!

@Flashdance_What07/26/1996 16:01What a feeling! (Being funny).