2020 Vintage: The Dark and Stormy
“The official weather report for 2020.” Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
“The official weather report for 2020.” Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
Why did the blonde try to wear her laptop as a hat? She heard “wearable tech” was the new fashion. Part of the 62 Classic… Read More »2020 Archive: The Wearables
“Scale of 1 to 10?” “My pain is a 6, but my ‘Engagement Rate’ is dropping. Help!” Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes: The 2019… Read More »2019 Archive: The Nurse
Why was LeBron James pointing at the floor with both hands? Because J.R. Smith forgot the score in the final seconds of Game 1, taking… Read More »2018 Legacy: The J.R. Smith NBA Finals Blunder
Why did he win Best Actor for Darkest Hour? Because he proved that if you put on enough latex to become Winston Churchill, the Academy… Read More »2018 Legacy: Gary Oldman’s Transformation
One, but the light bulb has a beat switch halfway through. Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2018 – The Snap Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2018 Archive: The Travis Scott (Sicko Mode) Fan
Why was the intern filming his morning coffee on LinkedIn? Because 2017 was the year every app added “Stories,” and he felt his espresso needed… Read More »2017 Classic: The “Everything is a Story” Era
Why did the dad bring a pillow to the bank? He wanted to “rest” his account. Part of the 48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017… Read More »2017 Classic: The Bank Vault
Why was the U.S. so united in August? Because for two minutes, everyone stopped arguing about politics to stare at the sun—and Donald Trump proved… Read More »2017 Archive: The Total Solar Eclipse
Why was the boss whispering? He was “Dictating his 2017 Survival Guide” into a 16GB stick. Part of the 69 Office Groaners: The 2016 “Pokémon… Read More »2016 Archive: The Digital Voice Recorder
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