2016 Vintage: The Chainsmokers “Closer” Domination
Why the backseat of a Rover? Because this song was played so many times in 2016 that it’s now legally required to be played at… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Chainsmokers “Closer” Domination
2015 Archive: The Theodore
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore is shut tight! Part of the 34 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2015 Force… Read More »2015 Archive: The Theodore
2015 Vintage: The Suitcase
Her luggage is so heavy it’s technically a mountain range. Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Hotline Bling” Edition archive.… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Suitcase
2015 Archive: The Macbeth Mud
Why Michael Fassbender (again)? For a movie where everyone whispered Shakespeare in the rain while looking incredibly stressed and dirty. Part of the 36 Hollywood… Read More »2015 Archive: The Macbeth Mud
2015 Archive: The Smart Board Coordinate Despair
Why was the geometry lesson delayed by twenty minutes? Because the teacher spent half the period aggressively slamming a plastic stylus against a frozen screen,… Read More »2015 Archive: The Smart Board Coordinate Despair
2014 Archive: The Gone Girl Fan
“I’m the Cool Girl. The Cool Girl doesn’t care if it’s dark. The Cool Girl changes her own bulbs.” Part of the 66 Light Bulb… Read More »2014 Archive: The Gone Girl Fan
2013 Classic: The Selfie Expert
One, but they have to use a selfie stick to reach the socket and get the perfect angle. Part of the 58 Light Bulb Jokes:… Read More »2013 Classic: The Selfie Expert
2013 Vintage: The Bus Driver
“Step behind the white line! It’s dark, but I can still see you’re not paying the fare!” Part of the 58 Light Bulb Jokes: 2013… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Bus Driver
2012 Archive: The Plum
I’ve got a “juicy” gossip about the rover. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Vintage: The MRE “Taco Bell” Myth
Why did soldiers want it? Because in 2012, a “Shelf-stable Taco” was considered the peak of military culinary technology. Part of the 33 Military Jokes:… Read More »2012 Vintage: The MRE “Taco Bell” Myth