2011 Legacy: The Batman
Arkham City Player: One, but they have to find 400 Riddler trophies before the light comes back on. Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: 2011… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Batman
2010 Archive: The “Joint Strike Fighter” Delay #48
Why was it late again? Because “Universal Capability” turns out to be “Universal Complexity” with a $300 billion price tag. Part of the 36 Military… Read More »2010 Archive: The “Joint Strike Fighter” Delay #48
2009 Classic: Best Rock Album
Why Viva la Vida or Death and All His Friends? Because Coldplay proved that art-rock can still sell out stadiums. Part of the 41 Grammy… Read More »2009 Classic: Best Rock Album
2008 Archive: Outstanding Lead Actress (Comedy)
Why Tina Fey? Because Liz Lemon is the neurotic soulmate we all deserve. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2008 “Mad Men’s Mastery,… Read More »2008 Archive: Outstanding Lead Actress (Comedy)
2008 Legacy: The Grand Torino
An old man stares at a group of kids. “Get off my bar stool.” Part of the 62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis &… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Grand Torino
2008 Archive: The Anesthesia 2
“I’m going under.” “See you when the bailouts are over!” Part of the 65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & App Store” Edition archive.… Read More »2008 Archive: The Anesthesia 2
2008 Archive: The Battery
I’m “positive” the App Store is a game changer. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically… Read More »2008 Archive: The Battery
2007 Legacy: The “Three Amigos” Domination
Why were Cuarón, del Toro, and Iñárritu everywhere? Because in 2007, the Academy realized that Mexico was producing more magic than a Las Vegas hat… Read More »2007 Legacy: The “Three Amigos” Domination
2007 Vintage: The Nokia N95
Why was it the “iPhone Killer”? Because it had a 5MP camera and GPS before Apple did—too bad you needed a PhD to find the… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Nokia N95
2007 Classic: The 3G Speed
Why was the iPhone user frustrated? Because the first iPhone was stuck on “EDGE” network, making a Google Maps search slower than actually walking to… Read More »2007 Classic: The 3G Speed