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2009 Classic: Best Rock Album

Why Viva la Vida or Death and All His Friends? Because Coldplay proved that art-rock can still sell out stadiums.

Part of the 41 Grammy Jokes: The 2009 “Raising Sand & Revolutionary Coldplay” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Grammy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@StarWars_Nerd07/12/2003 01:20The farce is strong with this one!
@Dial_Up_King01/27/2002 11:03Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
@Lion_King_Pumbaa09/16/1997 10:32They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
@Myspace_First_Friend04/26/2007 07:50I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
@Coffee_Addict09/18/2009 07:17404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
@Pizza_Pizza_9910/12/1996 00:48Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
@Pi_Mathematics11/13/2014 01:43Finding the patterns in the humor.
@Heathers_Winona12/23/2000 22:12Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
@Pedro_For_Pres11/12/2014 21:11Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
@Tina_Eat_Food04/12/2007 16:11Tina, you fat lard, come read this!

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