2004 Classic: The American Next Top Model
“You’re still in the running towards becoming America’s Next Top Light Bulb.” Part of the 72 Light Bulb Jokes: 2004 – The Social Network Spark… Read More »2004 Classic: The American Next Top Model
2003 Classic: The Inheritance
Why did the lawyer bring a magnifying glass to the funeral? He was looking for the “fine print” on the tombstone. Part of the 44… Read More »2003 Classic: The Inheritance
2003 Vintage: The Best Sound Editing
Why did The Two Towers win? Because the sound of 10,000 Uruk-hai is the only thing louder than a Harvey Weinstein campaign. Part of the… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Best Sound Editing
2002 Vintage: The Chip
Why did the blonde put a tortilla chip in her computer? She heard it needed a “silicon chip.” Part of the 63 Classic Blonde Jokes:… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Chip
2001 Classic: Best Hard Rock Performance
Why Rage Against the Machine for “Guerrilla Radio”? Because nothing says “Down with the system” like winning a trophy from the most corporate system in… Read More »2001 Classic: Best Hard Rock Performance
2001 Legacy: The NFL “Tuck Rule” Prep
Why were the refs reading the rulebook? Because 2001 was setting the stage for a snowy night in Foxborough that would change the Raiders’ lives… Read More »2001 Legacy: The NFL “Tuck Rule” Prep
2000 Vintage: The Best Sound Editing
Why did The Matrix sweep the technicals? To remind us that in the future, everything—including fighting—sounds like a digital synthesizer. Part of the 43 Oscars… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Best Sound Editing
2000 Legacy: The Survivor
My wife says our marriage is like the show: every week she wants to vote me off the island, but she needs me to build… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Survivor
1999 Legacy: The Elia Kazan Controversy
Why was half the audience sitting on their hands? To show that in Hollywood, the only thing more complicated than a plot twist is a… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Elia Kazan Controversy
1999 Archive: The Blair Witch Project
Why were we terrified of a pile of rocks? Because in 1999, we were still naive enough to believe that a blurry home video from… Read More »1999 Archive: The Blair Witch Project