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2003 Classic: The Inheritance

 Why did the lawyer bring a magnifying glass to the funeral? He was looking for the “fine print” on the tombstone.

Part of the 44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2003 “iTunes & Da Vinci Code” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Requiem_Dreamer03/08/2013 19:54That was intense... and funny!
@Heathers_Winona03/15/2004 21:42Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
@Best_Viewed_IE401/01/2014 02:12Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!
@Dogpile_Fan_Club08/19/2010 16:42All the search engines agree: this is funny.
@Technorati_Tag10/07/1997 10:13Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
@Salad_Fingers_F06/27/1999 05:35I like it when the jokes are... rusty.

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