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1999 Archive: The Blair Witch Project

 Why were we terrified of a pile of rocks? Because in 1999, we were still naive enough to believe that a blurry home video from a forest was a real documentary.

Part of the 36 Celebrity Jokes: The 1999 “Red Pill & Y2K” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Napster_King12/14/1996 05:56I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
@Cast_Away_Wilson05/15/1998 11:54WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
@Nirvana_Teen04/25/1995 21:52Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
@Grunge_Lord_9408/08/2009 09:52I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
@Tony_Hawk_Pro07/19/1999 18:25Just landed a 900 while reading this!
@Powerpuff_Bubbs04/02/2000 05:49Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
@Dodgeball_Pat08/15/1997 03:05If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
@Bernie_Mittens06/08/1995 17:30I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
@Flash_Intro_Hater03/10/2013 05:29Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
@Railgun_Sniper01/15/2006 03:50I saw that laugh coming from across the map.

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