2006 Classic: The Silence
I’m “muted” in the group chat. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Classic: The Barry Bonds Home Run 715
Why was San Francisco cheering but the rest of the country silent? Because he passed Babe Ruth, but the “asterisk” was starting to look bigger… Read More »2006 Classic: The Barry Bonds Home Run 715
2006 Legacy: The Ego
“My ego is too big.” “In 2006, we call that ‘Personal Branding’.” Part of the 68 Doctor Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Wii-hab” Edition… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Ego
2006 Archive: The PowerPoint Animation Ban
The head pastor officially ordering the volunteer tech team to stop using the “shatter” and “laser beam” transitions on the Sunday scripture slides, claiming it… Read More »2006 Archive: The PowerPoint Animation Ban
2006 Classic: The Paris Hilton
Why was the “Simple Life” over? Because she went to jail for a minute and every tabloid in the airport had her crying on the… Read More »2006 Classic: The Paris Hilton
2005 Classic: The Bird
I’m “soaring” through the forums. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2005 Classic: The Google Maps Debut
Why did the dad stop screaming at the paper map? Because for the first time in his life, he could “Zoom In” on his hotel… Read More »2005 Classic: The Google Maps Debut
2004 Legacy: The Ice Cream
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream who? / Ice cream “Far Far Away!” Part of the 52 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2004 Social… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Ice Cream
2004 Classic: The American Next Top Model
“You’re still in the running towards becoming America’s Next Top Light Bulb.” Part of the 72 Light Bulb Jokes: 2004 – The Social Network Spark… Read More »2004 Classic: The American Next Top Model
2004 Classic: The 2004 Final Vibe
Why was it the “Year of the Slog”? Because we realized that the “Mission” wasn’t “Accomplished”—it was just getting started, and we were going to… Read More »2004 Classic: The 2004 Final Vibe