Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore is shut tight!
Part of the 34 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2015 Force & Hello Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
45 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2022 Maverick Edition
In 2022, the movies were big, the viral moments were shocking, an...read more »
51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
In 1996, as the internet started to crawl into our homes via nois...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Gladys
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »
51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2012 Apocalypse Edition
In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end, but we were to...read more »
54 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2025 Future Edition
In 2025, we’re not just knocking on doors; we’re knocking on the ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Donut
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Donut. / Donut who? / Donut ask, ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Ken
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? ...read more »
2024 Archive: The Mustache
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »
40 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2013 Frozen & Fox Edition
In 2013, we were all caught in an ice storm of Disney’s Froz...read more »
35 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2011 Royal & Skyrim Edition
In 2011, we were all watching the Royal Wedding on our screens an...read more »
😜 More from category: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2025 Archive: The Shore
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Ketchup
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »
34 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2015 Force & Hello Edition
In 2015, the Force finally awakened. It was the year we all start...read more »
53 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2019 Endgame Edition
In 2019, we were all trying to "Storm Area 51" (at least in our m...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Slaying the competition with these jokes.
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.