Why did soldiers want it? Because in 2012, a “Shelf-stable Taco” was considered the peak of military culinary technology.
Part of the 33 Military Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Budget Cuts” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The "Black Sea" Evacuation
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2024 Classic: The "Robot Dog" Deployment
Why did the Marines start walking mechanical dogs in 2024? To pro...read more »
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2024 Classic: The A-50 "Disappearing Act"
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In 2005, the military realized that "Stabilization" was just a fa...read more »
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In 2016, the military realized that a $500 drone from an electron...read more »
33 Military Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Budget Cuts” Edition
In 2012, the military survived the supposed Mayan end of the worl...read more »
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In 2015, the global military landscape looked like a game of Risk...read more »
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There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
Are you not entertained? Because I am!
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Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
I clicked the button and it brought me here!
Deal with it. This is gold.