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2012 Vintage: The MRE “Taco Bell” Myth

Why did soldiers want it? Because in 2012, a “Shelf-stable Taco” was considered the peak of military culinary technology.

Part of the 33 Military Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Budget Cuts” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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